I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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