Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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