The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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