do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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