nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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