Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
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