thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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