Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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