It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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