is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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