im gay
i know
yea but for you.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
