Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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