At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
should my penis look like a turkey
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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