I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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