Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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