On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
