If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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