Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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