Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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