D3 body, D1 cock
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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