Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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