Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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