The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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