I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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