butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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