Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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