I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
areolas are like halos for boobs.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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