Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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