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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns

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(305): View more from Florida

and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him

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(248): View more from Michigan

i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you

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(330): View more from Ohio

He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.

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(650): View more from California

lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.

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(331): View more from Illinois

She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy

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