the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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