why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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