What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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