How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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