i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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