so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize