Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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