# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Did I show you my penis last night?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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