At least make sure they are 18
Why
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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