listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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