i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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