hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
My vagina is officially offended.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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