Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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