Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i just had sex bonerless
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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