New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
