I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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