is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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