This dress was meant to end up on your floor
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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