i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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