When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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