Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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