just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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