Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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