Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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