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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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