im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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