just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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